Deep questions with Ultra

maybe

yeah probably

:frcryin: it is what it is

it’s affection, but the greeks talked about different kinds of love from “philia” (love for friends) to agape (love for humanity)

Procrastination with a hint of skill issue, probably.

If the universe is a simulation, yes.

700 pounds of wood, approximately.

In a month, yes.

It does, but in an indirect way so nobody realizes it’s actually a primordial, sentient, fully conscious and self-aware being of enigmatic origin.

no

yes

idk man you tell me

Two, but the standard spelling of the word is “professor”, so it is generally just one.

who cares? really, who does? we’re millenia away from solidifying their existence anyways, what’s the point of thinking so hard about a made-up concept?

likely, but it would take a lifespan’s amount of coding to even generate enough code to simulate consciousness. all i’ll say is that, don’t expect it anytime soon.

look over it, is it shit? chances are, it probably is.

Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me no more.

it’s okay to take a break every once in a while. don’t you think you deserve it? just make sure you actually do it prior to the due date.

well, in regards to actual game theory, no. no it isn’t. unless this turns out to just be a social experiment trying to test what a bunch of hormonal teens do in their spare time while a bunch of data scientists analyze what it could mean, no. if we’re talking the channel game theory, then matpat must really be running out of ideas.

Cuck?
I’m unsure if woodchucks can have intimate relationships with wood logs, let alone commit infidelity to their timber spouses.

LITERALLY NOTHING. HIS BAN WAS BULLSHIT AND I WILL STAND BY THAT. ALL OF THE PREVIOUS ANSWERS WERE HAHA FUNNY BUT THIS ONE ISN’T. HE WAS AN INNOCENT MAN. HE WAS MY FRIEND. HE DID NOTHING WRONG. DONK DID NOTHING WRONG.

So, i did some research, and, sadly, no, spectral analysis likely wouldn’t work for dynamic positron emission tomography since most machines that use spectral analysis don’t actually pick up radiation which is often required in dynamic positron emission tomography in order to scan the body and the organs inside. so, no, it wouldn’t be able to. and even if it was, it would be way less useful than something made exclusively to do dynamic positron emission tomography since it doesn’t show blood activity.

no, the annoying orange won’t come out as gay, close ao3 in your tabs list, it’s not gonna happen.

it’s got a case of the flu. i’d say wait around 5-10 business days for it to go away.

Secundum omnes leges aviationis notas nulla via apis volare poterit.
Alae eius nimis parvae sunt ut corpusculum ex terra pinguefaciant.
Utique apis volat usquam, quia non curant apes quod homines putant fieri non posse.
Flavum, nigrum. Flavum, nigrum. Flavum, nigrum. Flavum, nigrum.
Hui, nigrum et flavum!
Excutiamus paululum.

hey man, world’s cruel. big deal. you didn’t need it anyways.

I mean, I did, but I didn’t care too much about it.

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