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:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again

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:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

Will I survive to see full release?
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:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again

Will I survive to see full release???
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:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

Are hangnails the worst thing I will ever experience?

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:crystal_ball: Outlook not so good

Do you regret your past actions and words?
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:crystal_ball: Outlook not so good

Oh god

such a shame they unlisted the racism trials, that shit was so funny to look through

Should I try to remove my M:3 Cat-Inator Brain Chip?

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:crystal_ball: Outlook good

Aw dang it I actually kinda wanted to keep- I uh I mean yeah i’ll try to remove it totally

Should the mods permaban stock?

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:crystal_ball: Signs point to yes

Damn it’s over for stock (it isn’t)

should i take reaper and jump freshies when i finally get a bell

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