@discobot Fortune

please tell me I need to know if I’ll become as good as or better than charon

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Concentrate and ask again

Machine… I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY!

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now

I know where you live

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Yes

you… you knew??

Oh shit… I’ve been found out! He figured me out, and this whole time… I was CLUELESS!

Damn it… Discobot, I swear… I’ll kill you one day! I’ll take a potato chip. AND EAT IT!

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Outlook good

Yes… hehe… YES! EVEN AN OMNIPOTENT BEING SUCH AS YOURSELF CANNOT DENY THAT WILL EVENTUALLY OBLITERATE YOU!

And I won’t stop at just you… no, no. I’ll go to the land of Discord, and destroy EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE! YOU CAN’T STOP ME, DISCOBOT!

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Concentrate and ask again

Even now, when your life is soon to be cut short, you spit in my face. I won’t make your death fast, Discobot.

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Yes

bro just said yes

Catgirls are real
@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again

@discobot fortune
is real!!?

Bitch stop ghosting me

(so who’s gonna tell them that feline furries do in fact exist and are actually somewhat common amongst the furry community)

agreed

I don’t want walking people covered in fur