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you pee?
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:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

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@discobot fortune are you potty-trained

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are you potty trained

:crystal_ball: Yes

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do you pull your pants all the way down when you pee in the public bathroom urinal?

:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now

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do you fart

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do robots have butts

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YOU ACTUAL FUCKING-

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ANSWER YES OR NO

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do you agree you’re a massive fucking bitch

:crystal_ball: It is certain

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do you agree that I am the god of cookies?!? :cookie::cookie::cookie:

:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

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