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:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again

do you put laxatives in people’s drinks so they shit aggressively everywhere?

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:crystal_ball: It is certain

do you like to lick the poop that the people shit everywhere off the floor?

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:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again

do you like to lick the poop that the people shit everywhere off the floor?

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:crystal_ball: Outlook not so good

are you lying?

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:crystal_ball: Yes definitely

do you fart in jars and date them for archiving?

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:crystal_ball: Yes definitely

Will AO come out on Christmas Day?

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:crystal_ball: Very doubtful

discobot do you sneak in people’s houses to put your business cards between their asscheeks while they’re sleeping?

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:crystal_ball: Signs point to yes

are you planning to turn @anon1881879 into a furry using your superfartcombobulator 4000?

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:crystal_ball: Signs point to yes

are you peeing everywhere as we speak?

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:crystal_ball: Outlook good

are you a god damn degenerate

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