yeah, but again, big v said there’s a queen that’ll give us a quest to save her kingdom and also give us a crew, they’ve gotta be smart enough to understand basic commands
sure, but you can teach a dog to sit, so you can teach a siren to chop wood.
or maybe the people that look like people are actually intelligent.
like dawg let’s step aside from the animal angle and think about it from the “this would be so weird angle”.
would you really rather the sirens not be very intelligent and be basically pet dogs in terms of intelligence, given that they’re physically extremely attractive women? i think we can let them be intelligent regardless of how much of a wild animal they are, purely to avoid this odd angle.
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Oh boy I wonder how the magical half-bird half human creature, known to be made up of only women, reproduce. If only they were mythological non-human creatures, with inhuman biology, surely if that were true it could be explained. It sucks that sirens are from real life though
welcome back deckhand update content amount
Stock solves cannibalism by naming every cannibal non-human, therefore not making them cannibal anymore
How do you do this ingame?
Frenrir cannot be stopped
Enchanter gives a terrible enchant
The fields of teal and black, burning with insanity
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Shit ton of bugs guaranteed
bro did Cazal really dirty
Totally deserved and justified. C*zal shall take all the disrespect upon himself
It says so right there (Also don’t think the actual patch has come out yet)
Chapter 2: The heroes do battle on chariots and save the queen
…
The heroes do battle on ships and save the empress
Morden grows the beard
there are no laws against sirens batman
there’s no rule that says a siren can’t play basketball
Chapter 1: The March of the Dark King. — "The heroes defeat the king and stop the dragon. "
Chapter 1: The March of the Bronze King. - “The heroes defeat the king and stop slavery.”
Chapter 2: The City of the Shining. — “The heroes do battle in chariots to save the Queen.”
Chapter 2: The City of the Sun. — “The heroes do battle in giant ship to save the Empress.”
Prophecy:
Once upon a time, a LEGEND was whispered among shadows.
It was a LEGEND of HOPE.
It was a LEGEND of DREAMS.
It was a LEGEND of GODS.
It was a LEGEND of HUMANS.
This is the legend of ARCANE ODYSSEY
For millenia, SPIRIT and MAGIC have lived in balance,
Bringing peace to the WORLD.
But if this harmony were to shatter…
a terrible calamity would occur.
The sky will run black with terror
And the land will crack with fear.
Then, her heart pounding…
The EARTH will draw her final breath.
Only then, shining with hope…
Three HEROES appear at WORLDS’ edge.
A LEGACY
A CURSE USER
And a BORN LOST MAGIC MAGE
Only they can seal the ABBERATION
And banish the PRIMORDIAL EVIL.
Only then will balance be restored,
And the WORLD saved from destruction.
Today, the ABBERATION-
The creature locked deep inside-
Sits silently.
But recently, an unknown order has appeared on the horizon…
And with it, the balance of SPIRIT and MAGIC begins to shift…
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Imo iris should have been over susies place and morden over ralsei
And we gonna do snowgrave with Esmeralda 
“Diamond tomb? I… don’t know that spell.”