Drinking Game to play

take a shot whenever you get a Lotus Order advertisement in your inbox

hgelp i thibk im drumk

Aint a drinkin game it’s a deathwish

you get alcohol poisoning fast from that challenge.

we could also take a shot for when a noble advertise their guild, it’s annoying when there’s people impersonating the real nobles

your tears only increase our damage.

Drink everytime the forums lust over the Emerald Queen herself, Emerald Sage…
sigh

what part of that did you think was fucking serious
it was satire as shit

I know, but I also know this would sell like drug-enfused hotcakes, and that part disapoints me

We need monetisation for fuck’s sake

I know plus I’m mildly a hypocrite, but holy shit