Fartman rates your lobotomy status

I had sexual intercourse with the female parental figure that gave birth and raised you throughout your life the last time I visited her, which would be not long ago as it was merely the night before the morning dew

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Huh

whar
10/10 lobotomized fire in the hole skibidi toilet trash compactor

not that lobotomy 5/10

iono who you are 3/10

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Hmm.

certified club welcomer, including the club approaching your forehead at 90mph. 11/10

I considered putting a quote from the 'verse of Lobotomy Corporation here, but I couldn’t decide on one to put instead of an actual message.
So I put one in this hide-text button.

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One. Two. The weight of your Karma returns with each rumbling of the earth.

ThIs is certainly a concerning plot

somewhat reasonable person 2/10

you use shadow magic 10/10

“There’s a monster in the dark, scary forest!” 6/10

meme

crud 3/10

Only on my 3rd file ._.

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… you didn’t even get that quote right, as far as I can tell.

i dont care i didnt think i did either
“It’s the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!”