i gave the taxi driver my cat’s name so it was a questionable discussion
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you can try leading the characters on and thats about it

I cant anymore
im going to eat them
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ight i decide to stop working on this, lemme type out night 3-5 plots here lol
i got other stuff i want to focus on instead
yeah if any of you think “wow i want to make it better/make my own spin on this whole pizzeria thing/actually make a legit game with this god-forsaken plot”, go ahead, I’m not stopping you
note that i only wrote one route, and not different routes you can get for these nights
Night three
- You enter the pizzeria for the third night, and you find out there are a fucking lot of ovens in this pizzeria.
- While you’re studying the oven, a new visitor arrives at the pizzeria’s night class—Averill!
- He’s not trying to beat the shit out of Trigno like the other nights, so that’s pretty cool for you and your lesson.
- Trigno and Averill continue to talk and stuff, and you continue to… do oven stuff. With Romulus.
- Suddenly, you notice something dark covering the vision. And that alerts literally everyone else in the pizzeria too.
- Trigno/Romulus/Averill leave the pizzeria to you, telling you to stay behind.
- A shadowy tentacle sneaks inside, pokes you, and asks for a pizza.
- You cook the pizzeria for the tentacle thing, and you decide to follow the tentacle outside by curiosity.
- In a nutshell, you basically get attacked by Kraken, even if you gave him a pizza. You don’t have the opportunity to figure out his motives in this route.
- You fight Kraken. With fists and plot armor.
- Trigno/Romulus/Averill/the taxi driver all come to help you with the fight.
- You head back to the pizzeria with your taxi driver and recover there.
- The taxi driver explains at some point that they noticed the three dudes searching for you (yeah you left the pizzeria), so they joined the lads.
- Everyone regroups at the pizzeria and you still have to continue the oven lesson, lol.
- While your taxi driver is driving you home, both of you notice a sign that blatantly foreshadows Cursebeard’s appearance for the next night.
Night four
- You get a text from Romulus to enter the pizzeria from the back instead. He says Trigno is dealing with Cursebeard and the boys at the front entrance.
- my wrist hurts FUCK
- to sum up, you’re absolutely fucking useless in the fight against cursebeard and the boys (i refer to one shot pirates as that in my notes) and you try to use your plot armor to come up with a plan
- you go with “power of friendship” route where you contact literally everyone who knows trigno to gather at the pizzeria
- the next part of this plan is… uh. making a pizza out of power of friendship and use that shit against cursebeard and the boys
- while you’re about to yeet the pizza, you notice cursebeard taking a hostage
- it’s your fucking taxi driver!!!
- yeah so you guys throw hands and you pull a deus ex machine move to get cursebeard and the boys to fuck off from the pizzeria
- taxi driver is safe at the end btw, just knocked out + unconscious and you can carry their body back to the pizzeria
- you treat your taxi driver for pizzas tonight while you’re continuing the lesson grind. i didn’t figure out what kinda lesson to shove in tonight
Night five
- you get a text back from rupin (if you texted him during night three), and he says “I will be there.” he says nothing afterwards
- you arrive at the pizzeria and you decide to not tell trigno about the text from rupin
- pizza cutting lesson session
- trigno leaves the pizzeria to buy some stuff
- you realize you haven’t seen romulus
- you search the pizzeria and it gets unsettling.
- romulus doesn’t accept your phone calls at all
- like you check out something you haven’t seen in the pizzeria before, and you see an illusion of romulus being here, staring blankly outside
- romulus arrives and he’s just late lol, also he brought shit trigno said he was going to buy
- you think of finding a way to contact trigno since he’s out buying shit
- rupin arrives. and he immediately asks where the fuck is trigno.
- romulus deals with rupin himself and asks you to get trigno here asap
- you ask your taxi driver if they saw trigno and they bring you to the market trigno went. you tell trigno about rupin after spotting him, and he flies to the pizzeria immediately.
- your taxi driver drives you back, and gets several speeding tickets on the way
- you come back to trigno vs rupin battlefield at the pizzeria. the pizzeria is on fire but the place isn’t burning down. the fire are just there to burn and annoy the shit out of you.
- you steal a fire extinguisher and use it to make path, and you try to locate trigno and rupin
- tbh i haven’t decided how would you try to stop them from fighting