I haven’t watched a single episode of Naruto yet lol.
I guess so lmao
you’re just too good at this
What
oh no not the pain thing
wdym its been alvonotte for like 2 years now
deep in our hearts
What’s even considered flirting nowadays anyway?
Compliments? One-liners? Pick-up lines?
Legend, I’ve noticed we haven’t spent much time, and that’s a problem…
Would you like to fix it? 
vera? more like very sexy
Another amazing pick-up line.
I applaud you
Dear Burgr,
Each second spent on you was gold. meat taken from the best of cows were processed into 3 perfect patties. then divine bread was sliced into 2 perfect buns. your cheese was lovingly created by the best of craftsmen, and your lettuce was harvested by the best of farmers. your pickle was sliced into neat planks, rested on your bottom bun. your onions were diced into neat quarter moons and your mayonaisse carefully designed. your tomato slices were conceived by the union of a red, bursting tomato and a knife.
Finally, your secret sauce mixed together and lathered on top of your buns, and the burger was assembled. You’re amazing.
- Vera
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You’re obviously much better than I am
Do you have a plaster? Because I cut myself falling for you
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Dear Vera,
Every moment i’ve spent with you has been amazing. i have no idea how samurais are made but i imagine it’s a beautiful process. you are very toned - if you were a burgr id say you were cooked to perfection. you also are very funny and have made me giggle countless times. your smile is incredible, and your lips are very luscious. also, your deep eyes that i drown from pleasure in bring me immense joy every time i look into them.
YOU are amazing.
- Love Burgr
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dear the person above me
shut
The doors of affection can’t be closed that easily, I would know since I can feel them opening right now.
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dear the person above me
She shut the doors when I asked want to build a snowman