That doesn’t make sense. Just keep your heart tho.
Ima take everyone’s hearts and eat em 
T a s t y
Frickin hell since there is nothing for me to reply to imma tag in.
Nice profile picture.
uhhhhhh
you don’t swim only in the ocean, you swim in my heart as well
i’m genuinely trying to do a pick up line god i suck at this
Your skin reminds me of the finest mashed potato, soft and pale as they come.
FUCK THIS WAS SO CRINGY I AM DYING FROM AWKWARDNESS, THERE GOES MY ATTEMPT
Hi!
my name is Reggie! and I want you to have some date with me 
Hello Reggie are you a vegetable because that line was mighty fresh.
Yes, I’m a vegetable and I bring everyone a healthy life!
date me if you want a healthy life!
You look like a nicely seared steak with all those burns on you.
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the smallest attempts at introducing romance into any forum on the internet are a mistake
i bet you’re a good entertainer.
omfg please kill me
you’re a mistake
thanks
i totally agree.
<3
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I can already imagine all the terrible fanfiction that’ll come out of this, also, why aren’t you a cute little boy
TAKE THIS GUN AND SHOOT ME, PLEASE
sexual contact with a minor is a crime in 99% of states around the world
jokes on you we’re all minors