You make me have cardiac arrest and die
I sacrifice my sanity and soul to summon @meta to drag this thread to the ninth level of hell where it belongs.
Macobre, you end this, and I never speak to thou again.
Don’t know why people want this closed, we’re just spreading the love 
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#savetheturtles
#burndownthegovernment
#VetexisloveVetexislifebro
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Idk why but most off topic posts seem to close past 600 replies.
Your threat only tempts me more, tbh
Then thou shall never see the light of day again.
Your journey shall cease to be.
What journey? I’m just saying that you threatening not to talk to me makes me wanna see if you’ll actually follow through
your journey of ceasing posts
ok ok I won’t talk to you again
plus this topic is too funny to close, you can’t close this
Wha?
And I didn’t even do anything yet, wym cuh
a man asked for you to end this post because of its cursedness
but this post is too funny to close and it’s about to hit 700, so you can’t close it
i may just follow through on that, i’ve never actually stopped talking to a person deliberately and i wanna try that
saying I can’t tempts me more
So you want me to close it?
sure, after 700 posts
no 
i’ve poured my life into these forums
How is this thread still alive. It’s almost as resilient as my undying love for everyone in the forums. Other than the meanies >:C
Why must the local degenerates ruin all the wholesome threads 
Gtfo horny people, you’re not welcome in this establishment. Go be horny on a different thread 
I could do it now
we can’t control the horny
we hop on every thread and spread it
I wanna watch it hit 690 though