Forum Bossfight

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He seeks your parmesan. Prepare.

Seeker of Parmesan HP: 150/150
Forum HP: 100/100
Inventory:

  • Healing Flask x3 (+50 HP)
  • Parmesan Cheese
  • Bri’ish Shank (10DMG/shank)
  • Fireball Spell (30DMG, requires 1 turn of charging)
  • Catnip Bundle X3 (50% chance to stun Seeker of Parmesan for 1 turn)
  • Block Spell (take half damage for the next turn)

Turn 1:

What will you do?
  • Heal
  • Bri’ish Shank
  • Charge fireball spell
  • Cast block spell
  • Use catnip

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Where’s the “simply die” option?

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any option besides using bri’ish techniques

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Drugs are always the solution

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shank

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I summon my trap card

Let me present to you the Ultra instinct Super Saiyan God super Saiyan 4 Thanos with

Ultra Instinct Thanos (Chaos Emeralds Absorbed) (Dragon Balls Obtained) (Omnitrix Merged) ( WWE Champion) (Heavy Duty Boots Acquired) (EXODIA Summoned) (Sharingan Activated)

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The catnip worked! Seeker of Parmesan is stunned this turn and will not attack.

Seeker of Parmesan HP: 150/150
Forum HP: 100/100
Inventory:

  • Healing Flask x3 (+50 HP)
  • Parmesan Cheese
  • Bri’ish Shank (10DMG/shank)
  • Fireball Spell (30DMG, requires 1 turn of charging)
  • Catnip Bundle X2 (50% chance to stun Seeker of Parmesan for 1 turn)
  • Block Spell (take half damage for the next turn)

Turn 2:

What will you do?
  • Heal
  • Bri’ish Shank
  • Charge fireball spell
  • Cast block spell
  • Use catnip

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SHOOT HER(body clear wtf)

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Fire. wait what happens if we give the seeker of parmesan the parmesan? do we lose or win?

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if you give it to them the world ends
you must protect it from him

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begins speaking gibrish anyways ok. Guess we gotta win.

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actually i am going to buff you guys since I realized you guys are very underpowered
bri ish shank now deals 10/shank
fireball deals 30

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You buffed us. How MUCH DAMAGE does the SEEKER of Parmesan do?

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pounce deals 15 (50% chance)
scratch deals 10 and takes away 5hp every turn afterwards for the next 3 turns (20% chance)
bite deals 18 (20% chance)
charge attack deals 40 damage (10% chance) and can be cancelled by catnip
keep in mind you have 3 heals for 50HP each

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your not supposed to tell us.
how much damage it does.

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@ThatOneGuy
Don’t use all the catnip. We only have 2 left.

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Drugs are always the answer

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What happens when we run out of drugs?

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Then there is no answer

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the answer then is… monke