Nix raises an eyebrow, and resumes planning his Ritual.
Rolling to see if Nix somehow senses what Lucky is thinking of, in spite of not paying attention.
@discobot roll 1d20
Do it. This is such a perfect time for it.
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“Lucky, I can sense your yearning just call her already.”
“Oh. Good for her, I guess. Must be all the Horse.”
“Hey Rebecca, I managed to dig out the old forums recently. Can you please tell me how is it that Serena is dead yet we spoke with her a while ago?”
“Hand. It was just my hands.”
You’re right but im lowkenuinely playing bg3 with some friends rn :Aga:
“Fuck yeah we beat the Hotel”
“Anyways what’d I miss”
“Shush, you make our situation even worse”
Nix briefly wonders if this is meant to imply that Jane eats Horses, or if that’s him misinterpreting a statement that obviously means something else.
The next story point is literally called ‘The Part Where Lucky Nolastname Gets Shot And Killed’ 
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“Hey, it wasn’t an arm and a leg, or a liver. Hands can be replaced!”
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WTF! Thank god I’m not THAT GUY!
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stop predicting my jokes please
i will run out of bits to bit if you do this
Aww… but what if we give you ideas for different jokes in the process?
“That’s what they all say when visiting London. My pal Jack went there recently and guess what? now its J/A/C/”