Input based on Lichaderp’s reply:
“I am going to punch danny.” I say.
Output from bot:
“You’re going to what?”
“I am going to punch danny. In the face.”
“Well you better not.”
Suddenly, a large crash is heard from the front of the tavern.
Do action time. Make sure it’s dumbassery.
Do a backflip to assert dominance
Find Anong Us
just shoot danny because hes annoying and stupid
yey, sure
Assume it’s an explosion and walk away slowly to look cool 
Find Impostor
Input is a mix of @Bue and @Eternal_Truth’s ideas:
“I do a backflip over to the crash to assert dominance and to see if anyone was sus.”
output from bot:
“You run outside to see a dragon standing in front of the tavern. It looks around, sniffing. You quickly pull out your sword and attack. You stab the dragon several times, but he does not go down.”
now we have a pitchfork, torch, flintlock, AND a sword.
now this is epic
Back to the say option. I hope its very epic.
Shoot the pitchfork out of the flintlock through the torch to annihilate the dragon.
3 Likes
confused confusing confusion
We are going to the “say” action, then we’re going to start pie charts for actions
Please, no.
They tried to implement a filter to get rid of extreme content, which sounds good on paper, except for the fact it fucking censors “3-year old laptop” now.
too bad
Say “Hello Mr. Dragon, it appears that we have met a mutual misunderstanding, so I best believe that we must discuss our differences and gain a better understanding of our current situation.”
Sure, we’ll go with that
Input from @LichdaDerp ‘s reply:
Output from bot:
“ The dragon roars and slashes his claws, throwing you back onto the ground.
“They’re too fucking stupid.” The dragon says.
“I’m sorry?”
Player lichaderp is now not allowed to have a reply used for two turns.
Time for action poll chart.
- “Do” action: do something bananas
- “Say” action: say something stupid
- “Story” action: go off the rails
0 voters
Time to go absolutely bonkers forumers
Go crazy, go stupid.