My Mama has diabetes, so I grew up without them in the house because they’d make her sad- and I never really was hungry as a kid (still aren’t hungry often) so halloween consisted of Sock getting all my candy or my siblings taking it. I wouldn’t fight it.
This is wrong. ALSO I’ve had hersheys in this insane milkshake I had in NYC a few years back.
Do not diss my GOATs Swedish fish
fuck at your own pace don’t drag me into this disaster of a relationship
Yeah sure keep telling yourself you don’t want it
Listen I’ve never had them.
I want to rephrase, I do not think those candies are bad. They just do not represent candies as a whole well
I tried reese’s cups yesterday. It feels like they taste salty but I know they don’t and I don’t know why. Also, never had marshmallows. Or a S’more…
Or like, more than half of the shit you can get at the dollar store in the candy aisle.
WHATTTTT
This is how the pope must feel looking down onto the unenlightened
Yeah, Sock can vouch, when we hung out and made them, all I did was eat the graham crackers. I ate like- half of a graham cracker and kept petting their cats.
Matey, you got robbed BLIND with just Swedish fish. They’re the worst gummy by far; hardly any flavor. The only one worse than them are Twizzlers, because they have no flavor whatsoever.
My hot take is that I don’t mind twizzlers
Whats wild is when I went to Time’s Square, I went into the Twizzler store, and did not get anything.
Also, I like swedish fish ):
I’m jewish, this doesn’t work on me. You’re basically saying an old guy I wanna throw a Mcdonald’s sink at takes pity on me.
It’s kos
Times Square feels like a dystopian, I went into the m&m store and I felt a weird sense of dread I had never felt before
Also I can barely wrap my mind around nyc. Like all the buildings are crazy tall
Is everything above the stores like apartments or offices like what’s up there I want to know
It’s a metaphor I am not the pope don’t worry
I am the pope of smores though
Speaking as a New Englander, the best way I can explain it:
I hate NYC. Upstate NY is fine, but NYC is an economic nightmare. The Bronx is getting gentrified which is destroying the economy, and all the good restaurants. I mean it, every best restaurant I’ve ever been to is in NJ, because they make the best food BUT they don’t care about making it big.
The best sushi? NJ. Best italian? NJ. Best DINER? RI actually. Best seafood is Massachusetts, and I HATE that place.
NYC is a place where, believe it or not, any restaurant there will NOT beat someone who makes their food with fondness instead of the want to be famous.
They named it New England because it’s gray all the time
Also New England awesome
OH I’ve also never had barbecue from an actual barbecue joint. I’ve had jalapeno cornbread, which was delicious, but never like- barbecue. A soul food joint did open up in my town, and I’m kidnapping Sock to go there so we can try it for the sillies.
Also I know barbecue and soul food are different, but they come from southern places from me.
I’ve never had it either I’ve just had regular barbecue from like family members cooking