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whats that do

(i play portal, not halflife)

using my bat in some practice runs, I fire off several tremor bursts towards large crates in an attempt to obliterate them to see what’s inside

measures the purity of xen crystals iirc

Fun fact: Half-Life and Portal are in the same universe

i know, thats why i said

  1. what are xen crystals
  2. what does iirc mean
  1. no idea LMAO

  2. “if I recall correctly”

The reason why half-life 1 is a game

a different thing from half life, crystals from another dimension or something but since those aren’t here I’ve got a plan

iirc means if I recall correctly

thank you everyone!

so can I build it

go on then

I sure do hope it doesn’t destroy the entire facility and kill us all somehow

there aren’t even any xen crystals here, let alone 99.3% purity ones

either way tell me when my anti mass spectrometer is done

your amazon order has arrived: ants in a thermometer photo album

1-day deal: free additional anti mass spectrometer

Alright anyways,

I ACQUIRE AN EXACT REPLICA OF SAMPLE GG-3883 AS MY THIRD ITEM AND INSERT IT INTO THE ANTI-MASS SPECTROMETER, GET RESONANCE CASCADED BUCKOS!

this is a resonance cascade by the way

I break the mechanism with a well aimed tremor and everything quickly goes back to normal :hugs: