Forumer Battle Royale: Official

no you need one for that

Well done, A door has more security than a gun

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using my powers from the astral plane I gift Skyrocket a permit to go into some super secret room

Thank u kind sir :]

using my powers from both the astral plane and being the creator i revoke that

i am still drinking tea while doing so

I chug all your tea except for the poisoned one in retaliation

i go make more

while you are making more I regift skyrocket the permit without you noticing

im just letting him have it

@SkyRocket has obtained a Level 7 PetriCORP Keycard!

ONE USE.

loving how over the course of one thread me and hyper have become friendly archrivals

Great now to hold onto it cause what if I need it in a dire situation except someones gonna try and kill me before I can so I gamble with fate-

don’t fall victim to the “this item is limited, so never use it” fallacy trust you gotta take a risk

Ok I use it on one of the higher up doors with one of those office signs that says high level personnel only

You see a sweaty guy in half a full suit of body armor eating a subway sandwich
“hey you’re not supposed to be in here”

no he doesnt

im the boss not u

Oh shit ok I pull a scout vs heavy move on him and win the sandwich