The typing is terrifying
“This is agent 8492, Subject SR-07042024 came into the heavy containment room I was assigned to - somehow - and says a plague has struck and help is needed. No, it won’t hurt them, it’ll make them unable to fight so just sort it so this gnat goes away.”
He turns to you.
“Alright, kid. The med-dep are on their way. Now scram.”
Guh I’m trying everything not to kill this dude 
can I see what he’s wearing/has on
heavy-duty suit innit
It wouldn’t happen to be taser proof or have a taser would it…
he has much worse than a taser and yes it is taser-proof, bulletproof, soundproof, fireproof, waterproof, etc
just to rub salt in the gaping infected fly-infested gash in your decaying flesh there is loot in this box that he guards
Yet not vulcan pinch proof… suits don’t go up that high
whats that
May I introduce you to the wonderful world of star trek
okay yeah not that proof
what happens when you vulcan pinch someone
Knocks em out, pinches their nerve
Can I beat the shit out of him
No I’m already dealing with him >:( (please i have to win this)
so what do you do
nope it’s sky’s fight
unless you find sky
I wander around ig
Well he was busy with his little phone call so I dash over to him while he wasn’t paying attention (hes a hater of my dance skills)
I give typ0 divine guidance toward sky