Forumer Battle Royale

that doesn’t even make sense

yeah but i make cents so im truely winin

i make dollars which is more than cents

i make plenty of pennies which add up to more than all your dollars

yeah but my dollars are super dollars and you can never have pennies that equal super dollars

you dollars are paper which can be easily destroyed

yeah but paper beats rock and you are dumb as rocks

The Rock has way more muscle then any person who looks like paper ive seen

i origami the paper into a gun and shoot you because you smell bad

i put on ax while holding an axe both cutting the paper and smelling better

axe body spray sucks ass i don’t even need to respond

buts its some pretty old spice

you still smell bad take a shower fartbrain

i swap my smell with yours using my spell card

when you try to do that and get close your terribly repulsive smell pushes me away so the spell does not work

therefore you retreat and i win

retreat is not defeat and you exploded anyway and i’m awesome and you’re smelly but maybe we don’t need to keep fighting…

i shall go back to my dnd campain then, feel free to join, this is just a glimpse of what could happen in the campain

campaign* we will truce for now. i am curious but not for tonight. farewell.

Guys should I end this and make a version with actual rules
  • Yes, recreate the thread and abandon this one
  • Make the rules version but also leave this one open
  • Keep this version alone
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