Trying to find non traumatic things is hard
I was raised in a forest
I’ve been playing Roblox for way too long (since 2013. I’ve been playing this shit longer than the youngest forumer has been alive 
)
I like Fighting Games and Roleplaying Games
My favorite food is rice
I also look like Luna Snow, trust.
Cool so it’s optional
Anyways;
I can play piano but very badly and also know very few pieces by memory
I have 10 dogs at the time of writing this
I learned semi-accidentally how to tie the hangman’s knot
I have an abominable amount of moles on my skin
I memorized Poe’s Raven and Annabel Lee
oh right forgot to mention;
I didn’t have a mother in my life (haha mommy issues), moving on from that; the system is weird, so it took the nationality of the mother, so I was legally a german until I was 16.
I live just down the road from an extremely famous minecraft youtuber
by just down the road i mean a 2 minute walk, ive seen him around many times
I’ve learned five instruments, but could probably pick up alto and soprano sax if I had them
I’m double jointed in my elbows, allowing me to do this weird pose that makes everyone in a 10 meter radius uncomfortable (how come everyone else is fine with bragging about being double jointed?)
i have the wingdings font mostly memorised, for letters at least
i can bend my fingers all the way back to touch the back of my palm
i left the forums for a bit a while ago and got on hrt during that time
i can crack so many of my joints, but my elbows are especially loud
oh hey my trick also freaks people out
Oh yeah, I can also crack most of my joints, mainly spine, fingers, toes and knees, but also less reliably elbows, hips and jaw
genuinely almost asked which and then realised that’s a fucking stupid thing to ask in an online public space 
anyway gonna think of my own neat lore now
hips and knees are the difficult ones for me, the others come easy though, as well as neck, wrists, and ankles
I am a human
This is a lie, you’re actually a cat
ok so
and now for things not relating to my body
i taught myself how to read at quite a young age
me and some kids in my year and the year below spent the last two years of primary school having turf wars over this bush at the bottom of the field that was absolutely enormous and pretty much hollow with like an entrance on the side, a bit like a cave but made of bush
when i left primary school (my primary school does like a mock graduation ceremony) i wore the gown but not the cap because i thought it looked fucking stupid and also i refused to get up on stage
similar to octo’s thing, i live in the same city as MULTIPLE minecraft youtubers
on a mcyter’s public smp i deceived my teammates and then the yter’s LEAD EDITOR confronted me about it 
after seeing a sponsored segment i unironically got raid shadow legends and played it regularly for a year or two. i still have it on my phone but no longer play it
to add to the above point, there was like an event that happened one time with point-based rankings and i was #1 worldwide for a short amount of time
i beat pokemon shining pearl with a team of lv 100 hacked shiny legendaries that i got from one of those giveaway livestreams
i once wrote a letter to parliament proposing the abolition of sats and got a response saying they’d received it and would take a look at it. i got nothing from there
i once created an ENTIRE fanmade pokemon region
some of you already know this but i am a catgirl
ok so why is it that even on the points that take up one line the spaces between are so much bigger in the non-body section
this is news to me, not sure if it’s useful news, but it’s still news!
yea it’s not too obvious in all honesty, especially bc like i only worked it out recently so it’s more a matter of identity rather than presentation rn (yes aesthetic identity is still identity folks) but honestly it works for me and i will present as such at some point but my family dont even know im a girl in general yet lol