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any crystal hater probably wants to kill me (crystal is still top tier)

Beometric
I do not believe I have to explain why that is

by everyone
for all the reasons

@fartman1314 in Off Topic with a candlestick.

Man is playing Clue

Nah man all is good you were just joking

You win!

Here’s mine: Any ganker (or at least one of the toxic ones) because I don’t enjoy ruining other people’s fun.

There’s way too many people who likely killed me
but I can say for certain I tried killing @theprinterofblue

Well you did make yourself an enemy so¯_(ツ)_/¯

@Mr_hyperspace would kill me for being God and ruining his terrorism attempts in sh*tty forum D&D

you retconned steelweaving this is entirely self defense probably I think

What’s next? are you going to drop kick a child in self defense?

syks 13 this is already included

You couldn’t dropkick me

Reason being: I am 5’8", skinny, and spindly. You wouldn’t be able to keep me still.

Yes but you’re British and therefore my American mass from all the freedom I have will make you unable to escape my gravity well

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Yeah but also I have one thing you don’t have

cuppa

Frankly, no one here needs a reason to kill me. Though it would probably be fartman who would do it

Wrong! It was me! I’ve hated you ever since I first met you; in fact, I’m right outside your house! Right now! Have at thee!