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victory.

i don’t fear either

Deltarune fifteen tomorrows

No one has a good work ethic anymore like bro

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I’d not say procrastinate but more like a break, you, or at least I, wouldn’t procrastinate if I finished something but had more stuff to do

and besides, the laziest often will optimize how things can be done anyways

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True though

If I get done after fucking 4 hours of yardwork YEAH IM GOING TO TAKE A FUCKIN BREAK IF I CAN. WYM “GOOD WORK ETHIC”???

Jesus im not doing 8 hours of pure labor without a 5 minute break unless I have to, and most people shouldn’t.

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Bad proletarian! Go slave away for capitalist overlord more!

Choose a color
  • Yellow
  • Green
  • Blue
  • Red
  • Purple
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Would you kill a loved member of your family with your own hands to save the rest of your family?
  • No.
  • Yes.
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Choose one.
  • The Storyteller
  • The Doctor
  • The Organizer
  • The Performer
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Have you gone to a carnival or circus?
  • Yes, multiple times.
  • Yes, once.
  • No, but I’d like to.
  • No and I have no desire to.
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MAYBE KARL MARX WAS RIGHT!

Complete sentence.

bluefighter bingo: criticising capitalism when talking about something unrelated ding ding ding

Bad kulak! Go do your mandatory voluntary labour for the state more!

A giant white eyes is 1000000km and approaching fast to your current location, you have about 10 minutes to prepare, what are some of the steps you’d take?

  • Barricade myself
  • Find a weapon
  • Try to drive away
  • Evacuate everyone else nearby
  • Run
  • Hide
  • Have some food
  • Sacrifice another forumer
  • Grab a flashlight
  • Try to search the forums for an answer as to why this is happening
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… it’s approaching at a rate of 6,000,000 kilometers per hour broski—otherwise written as 3,726,000 miles per hour. It’s exceeding the speed of all manmade rockets literally tenfold. If it can survive its own speed and the heat that speed produces on its body, I assure you no bullet fired from a handheld firearm will do anything at all to it.

Not that it would matter—the human eye sees things at around 60 frames per second. In the time of one “frame,” the white eyes is moving seventeen entire miles. You can’t even see that far on most days at most positions. This thing will literally occupy your vision for less than than a quarter second before it eats you. I know gamers pride ourselves on fast reactions, but not even a computer could react to that.

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I forgot to list this option as well

  • Cry
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You ok?

Forums will just go “suggestion out of suggestions” and then you die

One must consider the immense inertive force created by the White Eyes’ speed, which makes it near impossible to steer. All you really have to do is step away around 20 meters or so and hope you’re not in the trajectory.

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it’d have to be in space and last time I checked, earth creatures don’t really do well in space, nor do they do well at re-entering the atmosphere
so I’ll just ignore it