I was just checking to see if you had put any of those spreads onto it.
But as @TheTenorMan1942 said:
Give me a shovel, a few treasure charts, a fishing rod to pass the time with, and a whole sea to explore, and I’ll disregard the poor lore any time of the week.
Would you rather be:
- Inserted into a sausage machine and turned into a sausage
- Inserted into a wood chipper feet first
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@MagicDragon16 ok we gotta duel
you believe you are not going to enjoy something. would you rather:
- enjoy it, at the cost of being proven wrong
- be proven right, at the cost of not enjoying it
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can
can i choose neither
Okay here’s an option that’s neither of those:
- Be crushed by a garbage truck
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i mean, id prefer instant death over being slowly killed yes
Okay then… how’s this?
- Have an instant painless death, however your body is never found and your family is never given any closure on what happened to you, also the 3 closest people to you also die.
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remove the last clause and itd be perfect for me tbh
Nope
pretty please?
Fine here’s a compromise, you die instantly and painlessly, but you have to choose atleast one of these options to die like this:
- You vanish from existence, and nobody remembers that you even existed, and people come up with logical reasons as to why things might be misplaced or leftover after you passed.
- The whole world is set on fire, literally, but the fire will eventually it will die out, once it is put out or any one of the three requirements for a fire to start is lost.
- Misinput eats your body.
- Flare is no longer obese.
- Your body becomes bread, and pigeons eat you, causing a new breed of pigeons to evolve and eventually take over the world.
- You become a furry, except you’re like an Egyptian cat, and thus you don’t have any hair, also hunters will hunt you for sport, and you need to survive for a whole week for your instant painless death.
- Every battery in the world suddenly explodes, bigger batteries result in bigger bombs.
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ideality…
Also here’s an eighth option:
- All Americans in America turn into fat, not as in they’re physically fat, I mean that they just become blobs of fat, so the average American would turn into 3-4 blobs of pure fat.
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(This is a reference to doctor who)
wait im deadass chill with all of these what
You already are a furry tho aren’t you?
nah
Huh I thought I remembered you saying that you’re a furry to scoobert once.
ohhhh right no
what i said was that i am in one of the groups he’s attacking
that particular group is catgirls
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