Full Release Update Patch Notes (Discussion Thread) (Part 2)

No I was rolling my eyes at the fact we’re really having discussions about the gender of a momster of legends of all things

Aw naw forums already gettin freaky for a thing we haven’t even seen yet.

i’m scared that there’s gonna be weird art of ormolu when it drops :sob: cuz if this is how ppl are when we don’t even know anything about it…

Bruh i saw people saying that leviathan would have lunar magic and i was confused, like would it make it rain from a false moon or something?
And then i learned their a human and itcall made sense

because a monster wouldn’t be able to launch a slush of bioluminescent plankton at you.

Tf you mean “if this is how people are”
Brother you make detailed nipples on shirtless muscular oily men
And I’m the freak for saying that an animal would likely do what animals do?

kinda yeah.

Ok so let me get this straight
It’s freaky to say dolphins pleasure themselves with fish corpses?

when you say it about a monster in an RPG game and not a brutal nature documentary, yes.

If you can say this, then I can be realistic with what a monster is likely to do to some random ass creature that invades its home and starts poking it

are you assuming the monster is like hormonal or something do they have the mindset of a male horse or what

“I like dragons”
“dude you know a dragon would absolutely rail you if they were real”

dang let’s stop here please I beg y’all

The whole point is to emphasize how brutal the monster is anyways for fucks’ sake, are you going to witch hunt me the same way you were witch hunted for the “racism post”?

I’m telling you to stop defending because it’s making you look worse.
I was gonna look past the original quote, I made a similar joke a couple days ago.

I don’t know what I was expecting to be talked about here when I clicked on this thread, but it definitely wasn’t this shit. :+1:

“We can’t use ‘it’ for a monster”
“You know a monster doesn’t really have pronouns and just wants to maim you”
Are we really this stupid?

Y’all like multiple people have been saying, we need to stop
We’re already almost at 5,000 posts

Who’s ready to punch a kraken to death?

Spears, Tridents, and the Harpoon Gun only. We’re doing this the Moby D way, the ONLY way.