Of course, Orpheus WAS outside Hades, and while he was impatient, Hades DID only say that he can’t look at her until they were outside Hades.
still stupod
just a little trolling
man, mythology makes fricking ohio seem like a good place to live
Greek mytho makes the sewers look like a good price to live. At least from there zeus cant look down on you.
wasn’t the golden rain thing what he did to bang Perseus’ mom (who was locked inside an enclosed room with just a grate for light/air)
Thank you to this thread for reminding me that the Greek Gods were just petty assholes
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Wow. Greek Mythology.
I mean, Norse Mythology has cross dressing if you’re into that
I am not into that.
He also kidnapped Persephone
But you know, in some versions of the myths, it was ZEUS who gave him the idea!
Odin catfished a girl for some beer
Why does that give him so much flack? this is the god damn normal for those times, and it’s like the only bad thing he’s actually full on done
Yes.
I know all of this from god of war 