I give you the curse of surprise
Pog curse
Skill issue curse
Hahaha, explosion go burrr 
I give you the nugget curse
so you can make nuggets whenever you want ae
tobi has become supercurse user ae
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Cant he absorb your curses…
I now gift you the music curse, now you can make some pretty good music
Antimatter curse.
Literally just oneshot everything by violently converting everything it touches into energy, this, of course, results in…
Massive Explosions.
Why explode everything when you can just turn everything into explosions?
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garfield curse
you’re furry now
i gift you the ability to warp things to a separate, private dimension
Wait…
HEY! I already gave that one to Alv
Egg Curse
k a m u i
I, GIVE YOU… THE CURSE OF DIMENSIONS AND UNIVERSES… Meaning the ability and power to create your own “pocket dimension” to stay in or put someone or something else in, whenever you wish to, and you can open the same one up anywhere, at anytime. Also, you can create multiple millions of them. Think of it like a USB curse… It would be pretty useful, right? I don’t know why I thought about this, I just did… Think of it as an extension of Cat’s idea.
twitter curse
whenever somebody attacks you a swarm of weak people gank them but your weak as shit (unless you get another curse)