100 dudes, tire out the gorilla with distractions then knock it out
Iâm so glad you volunteered to be the distraction
We just strategically starve it. We send a group in intervalles of time to distraction the gorillas and tire it, thereâs a hundred of us so we Can take turns. Itâll eventually bebtoo tired to fight back thatâs when we kill it.
We play on our strong point: endurance
No, youâre giving them too much credit. Even a gorilla would know that it canât win this. The people choosing the gorilla are far dumber than the gorilla.
Sometimes I like to pose it as âwould you be able to beat 100 coyotesâ as comparison. They can have a somewhat similar weight ratio as humans to gorillas, yet anyone would know that they would absolutely not beat that many, let alone take around 10 so easily. Animals are strong in numbers.
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some people vastly overestimate the gorilla
How gorilla supporters think itâs gonna go:
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in defense of the gorilla humans donât have any natural weapons like claws or teeth
but i agree 100 humans is just way too much
nah if we keep it we fair we get
people are afraid of getting the same fate as the ones in front and moral would be low, u would get a mental state that would just make it harder to fight
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the gorilla knows is in danger, it doesnt care about pain or exhaustion, the adrenaline activates 100% of his muscle and is gonna fight
u guys are literally puting 100 men that can use 100% of their muscles and with no fear or self care that are already planning to surprise attack the gorilla in the most effective way against a normal gorilla that doesnt know the danger and act surprise or smart that men win, im pretty sure if 1 men like that got to jump a fucking gorilla that at worse would deal some heavy dmg
gorillas arenât some apex predator vroâŚ
100 v2s vs minos prime
me about to show the guy that told me that a gorilla should he as absurd if he goes against absurd people a gif of a normal gorilla:
Bear, my friend, you seem to be under the impression that adrenaline is a magical drug that the gorilla gets which makes it able to perform Harry Potter spells with its muscles alone. Itâs not. Yes, the gorilla will fight hard, but do understand that even massive strength has limits in endurance, and that the gorilla frankly would be about as terrified of the humans as they are of it.
Itâs a hundred people. Thatâs like a wave of flesh coming down all at once on the gorilla.
Also, gorillas just donât have a humanâs endurance. It has 5 times the body mass, but barely 2 times the surface area, which is vital for stamina regeneration. Not only that, but it has fur, which traps heat inside of it to make it wear out faster.
TL;DR: the gorilla isnât a muscle wizard. Itâs cooked.
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alright so I did the math on this, a gorilla can output around 2000 pounds of force in a single punch, which is a lot, but its not enough to instantly kill a human. Therefore, we could pretty easily surround the gorilla from all sides and essentially duck around the punches (since gorillas probably cant understand we can read telegraphing) while whoevers on the opposite end of the gorilla climb up and bash its skull in. If the gorilla attempts to get the people off its back, go for the genitals, and if it uses one hand for fighting the front and one hand for the back, attempt to topple its balance. there could be a couple people behind the Frontline dedicated to removing injured or dead people to prevent the gorilla from using them as shields or cover.
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Do gorillas even punch? I have never seen em do it
Usually they just grab and ram things
well grabbing and killing the humans individually would be an even less innefficient use of power
No, gorillas donât MMA nor do they box- theyâre not like us
If weâre including mental states the gorilla is gonna run from 100 people- easy win gg
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