Hottest character in game?

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But they have the art skills to back up their simpery :smiling_face_with_tear:

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I apologize to the muscle, facial hair, and women fans, but Iā€™m gonna have to go with the twinks:

  • Morden
  • Arish
  • Elius
  • Feremius
  • Revon
  • Neviro (after he shaved that goofy ahh stubble)

Iā€™ll add more twink names to the list if I donā€™t forget this reply.

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Iā€™m straight, butā€¦ Edward. I mean, letā€™s look at the rest of the choices.

Iris
Sheā€™s literally the feisty redhead stereotype. Her entire personality is chasing after her dad and being a bit bratty and sometimes sweet-ish. She does rather little to help the player besides one occasion where she break them out of jail. (Which, letā€™s face it, Edward and Morden could have done alone.)

Morden
Iā€™d put Morden more as ā€œsweetā€, the dude looks out for his friends, which I can respect. That said, he just doesnā€™t exactly exude confidence, which is a universally attractive trait. Sweet, perhaps cute to some, but stops short of being genuinely attractive.

Warren
Haha, yes, fire. Inferno curse no less. Still, may I remind you heā€™s over 200? Also, this dude does literally nothing for you besides sending you to climb the worldā€™s most irritating rock wall.

Neviro
I like the dude for trying, but Iā€™m sorry, who?

Carina
Normally Iā€™d be down for muscle woman, but sheā€™s genuinely pathetic. Not only that, but sheā€™s pretty darn mean to her little brotherā€”whoā€™s probably better than her, might I add. Respect of self and respect of others is the bare minimum to be anywhere near attractive in my eyes, Carina falls short in one category, so no dice.

Player
I guess it varies. Idk, mine are fairly attractive I guess? Yā€™all are into your characters?

Bored Centurion
A possible second or third. More likable than a good deal of the cast, and packs more of a punch than weak-ina. Also, sheā€™s a nice sparring/warmup partner. Would love to see her become either a reoccurring character or a rival.

Mayor Tilly
She somehow manages to keep a town right above sea level together. I also strongly suspect sheā€™s an incredibly powerful mage.

So why is Edward here as the best? Simple: screentime and loyalty. My manā€™s always there for you. Heā€™s likely the character out of the entire cast that helps you the most. Also, heā€™s ripped and everyone universally agrees heā€™s at least 6ft. Absolute chad in every way, shape and form.

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definitely trigno

I mean he can turn into magma! thatā€™s like ultra hot!

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Not accounting for magic, curse, or fighting style effects? The random criminal/hero/marine on sandfall, obviously.

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im not gay but i think ive developed a dick fetish

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  1. Ruby Roger
  2. Cernyx
  3. Estrid
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I mean, fair enough. Whenever someone says that, theyā€™re about to say something very very sus, I will admit.

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morden canonically does not consider the cast his friends and only cares for the main character

facts

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you :kissing_heart:

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souvella

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Undoubtedly the most smashable character in the game is %100 Enizor. His smile just wins it for me. To all those Iris Simps and in that Iris ā€œreligionā€, please improve your taste.

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Kjartan
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I have drawn iris in [REDACTED] more times than I have drawn this absolute masterpiece of a man oh my god what is wrong with me
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Jaws bandit I killed with magma

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youā€™re just now asking this

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probably the sun. Although not a character, it is the hottest thing in the game.
The sun can burn anything and everything in the solar system.

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Helios