How do you think ancient civilizations explained certain magics

OOGA OOGA, CAVEMAN SANDAL EXPLAIN SPARKLE SHAPE POWER.

:iron_magic_var1: → MEAN ROCK NO COLOR BONK HEAD HARD

:magma_magic: → AAA!!! RED BAD WATER!!!

:plasma_magic_var1: → SPARKLY HOT AIR OOGA AAH AAHHH

:explosion_magic: → BIG ORANGE SPARKLE MEAN TO ROCKS

:fire_magic: → HOT SCARY FOOD COOK POWER!!! OOGA OOGAAA!!!

:lightning_magic_var1: → SKY SOUND MAKER VERY LOUD

:light_magic_var1: → PRETTY COLOR IT MAKE BUT HURT EYES

:acid_magic_var1: → SPICY WATER AAHH AHAHHAHAHHH!!!

:ice_magic_var1: → VERY COLD ROCK MAKE TONGUE SAD

:poison_magic_var1: → FUNNY FART POOP OOGA OOGA GUAAHAHA!

:ash_magic: → SCARY DARK MONSTER THAT COME FROM ANGRY MOUNTAIN THAT CREATE RED BAD WATER

:snow_magic: → COLD AND SOFT AND MAKE WATER

:shadow_magic: → SCARY DARK SHAPE WHEN LIGHTS AND LOOK LIKE MONSTER THAT MAKE ME SMASH WALL OOGA OOGA!!!

:water_magic_var1: → WATER RAAAAAAHHH RAAAAHHHH OOOGAGAGAGAGAGA AAAAARRRHHHH RAAA!!!

:crystal_magic_var1: → PRETTY COLOR ROCK THAT MAKE PRETTIES EVERYWHERE

:sand_magic_var1: → YUMMY CRUNCHY FOOD FOR CAVEMAN SANDAL WHEN HUNGRY

:wood_magic_var1: → IT MAKE GOOD BONK STICK TO HIT OTHER CAVEMANS AND KILL FOOD OOGA BOOGA!!!

:glass_magic: → MEAN INVISIBLE ROCK THAT APPEAR WHEN THE ANGRY LOUD SKY SOUNDS ATTACK THE YUMMY CRUNCHY FOOD, MAKE FEET CUT!!!

:earth_magic_var1:

RRRROOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!

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