I am now the new shitpost king

AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am…inevitable

This is just the warm up eh?

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yeah bro they about to summon the power of an energy ball that can destroy the multiverse before suplexing it and then causing it to explode-

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I expected your expectation, and now it’s time for a classic anime battle.
You present me with a foolish item, and I have a rather weak artifact that will end you once in for all.

BEHOLD. THE CORY IN THE HOUSE DS GAME.
51Fs+alNNOL.SX342

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These bois be like: Oh ho? You are try to make me reveal 0.000001% of my power? BRING IT ON SLUGGER!!

NOooooooooo!

oH NoOOO

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But I only expected your expectation of my expectation, which is why that CD you gave me isn’t Cory In the House DS game…
…but instead a COVER, AND INSIDE THE CD CASE IS ACTUALLY A VODODOLL>>>OF YOU!

YOU FOOL, DS GAMES DO NOT COME IN CDs! THEY COME IN CARTERIGES! I AM 40 MOVES AHEAD OF YOUR MORTAL BRAIN!

I-no! This…this is IMPOSSIBLE!!

Cat_Bread- If you wish to defeat me. You must train for another 1000 years!
Cosmos- Hmph. You fool.

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I’ll have to go last resort.

Unless you surrender to ME, the power of 5,000 blazing suns will ultimately form into black holes, sending you to an alternate Universe, only to be tortured by aliens as they study you

Now…what will you do? Save everyone on Earth…or DIE along with them?

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guys pls give me more time to do the jojo memes

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Hol up. Not just yet.

Too early.

Remember that I said that this is a weak artifact?
I HAVE THE MORE POWERFUL VERSION IN MY POCKET.
BEHOLD, THE ORIGINAL CORY IN THE HOUSE THEME SONG!

This relic is so much more powerful than the DS game. If you think of the DS game as an ant, this is comparable to the LEGENDARY “Good Gaming Chair!”
I will ALWAYS be 40 steps ahead of you!

I have no need to die. I have relics which counter whatever you throw at me.
I have one more trump card, but it destroys this universe, all universes within 10^120^150 PUs of this universe, and all parallel timelines relating to all of these 10^120^150 PUs!
What will you do now, FOOL?

NO! THATS IMPOSSIBLE! How will cosmos defend against this?!?!