I got surgery today

surgery for my ear for preauricular cyst yipee
ngl i was a bit apprehensive because i had no clue how the procedure would work (my last surgery was when i was 1 and a half for the same thing and of course my brain was like goggogaga heheheha brrrrr and i had no clue what was happening)

anyways they asked a landfill load of questions and stabbed me for iv pump (which feels like your arm is a sponge that is soaking in cold water)
then they asked even more questions
and wheeled my over to a room
i was like wowee i get my own room
funniest part was the anesthesia or zzzz gas as it is known

ive seen videos online of people trying not to fall asleep so i thought it was something like you feel like if youre slowly feel like youre sinking
but NOPE

i was thinking like “wow there are so many lights and they are in a circle, probably to light this area up why why dont they use a mobile source like dentists or my mom because wouldnt that be better”

then the next thing i know i need to wake up for SCHHOOL BRO and i was like i dont wanna go to school, i wanna sleep like 5 more hours please

opened my eyes (after like 20 minutes it was hard ok) and i was in the recovery room and i was like OH WAIT A MINUTE (in my head because i was still like half asleep - which made is something like ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiinnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

anyways my mom took me back home after i half woke up and i slept for another 3 hours yay

if you dont know what its like feeling drunk and you are underaged, just go do surgery then wake up

its very interesting but now i know i will not be doing alcohol since the only thing i got acompliced was sleeping more

i also got tired from writing this LOL so imma go watch youtube now

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You survived!
Wait you’re under-aged-

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That anesthesia was strong huh

im 15 :(

FR BRO. I got an iv and it was way different than I was expecting and I hated it even more because the already freezing room is now colder (no amount of sweaters can protect you from the feeling of cold literally being injected into you)

When I did surgery, I didn’t even realize I had fallen asleep until I woke up.
Fast forward to when I got home where I VOMITTED 10 TIMES IN 1 MINUTE DUE TO NAUSEA.
(I won’t say where I got the surgery, that’s personal)
The next 3 days was hell. I couldn’t even get up from my bed. All I could do was stay in bed and do nothing. As reading or playing would make me want to vomit.

Pretty surprising actually, I’m not used to being older than important people.

hard read for surgery:

balls

Maple moment of all timer

As someone who has had my wisdom teeth removed surgeries are not fun

Thankfully I wasn’t insane after I woke up from it I just wanted to take a fat rest after I got home

Never had Alcohol but I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works or feels
I know someone who did have it underaged, threw up when they came back home, and had to clean it up. So either way don’t do it, and I recommend not doing it even if you’re the legal age in your country (at least not doing a ton of it) since it can mess up your brain in high quantities.

god i wish theoretical existence posted this so i could slander him and spread hate speech

crazy I thought you were like 20

nah it really is like i didnt throw up but that is one of the symptoms for some people
throwing up with alcohol is mainly because its a drink and your body would go “no” to it
but it really was like being drunk, i dont remember anything from last afternoon apart from sleeping but my mom told me i was awake when they wheeled me out of the recovery room

ts a very interesting experience

literally the only thing that is shared besides maybe the grogginess from just waking up

You don’t have to believe me. I respect your opinion.

yeah anesthesia is weird
once they put you on anesthesia you just get knocked out cold and bam you wake up knowing NOTHING