You like a girl? is that some kind of like… new enchantment from the dark sea?
It’s a stat given by the Femininity enchantment and by certain chestplate armors. We’re not entirely sure what it does—but given that it’s a new stat, it’s probably incredibly busted.
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Noo thats goldsight, you’re thinking of the thing used to cook food with fire.
I found my girl
she had a life remnant sitting on top of her, what a gift!
Use human sacrifice to get 10 life remnants and brew a perfect love gel.
Proceed to punch her in face to apply the permanent effect.
My relationship advice is unmatched, it will never fail.
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First, you need to leave her for ten years after being dragged into a war, commanding a force of six-hundred men. Time makes the heart grow fonder, after all.
Then, you need to win that war. Preferably with some clever ploy. Girls dig smarts, and love a victor.
Now, you need to start heading back, taking your men with you. Be sure to take treasures and slaves back with you. Presents make winning women over easy.
In your efforts to go home, shake your army. Sacrifice some if need be. Women know men need to be ruthless, it makes them grow attached.
Some people who tried this method got trapped on an island for seven years with a touch-starved goddess. That’s okay. If you find yourself crying on a beach every day, then remember that it’s a-okay for men to cry sometimes.
When you finally make it back to her, there will likely have amassed a crowd of suitors lusting at her heart. Or possibly her house. One-hundred and eight of them. You’ll have to slaughter them all. Once that’s done, your lady friend will probably have difficulty recognizing you, and, ideally, will test your wits by seeing something only you know.
I’d you’ve completed all of these steps—congratulations! You’ve won over your lady’s heart. We all knew you could do it.
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This is the hard part
also i think they are a LITTLE bit different, like they don’t have a giant group of friends. Actually they kinda just stay over where my group is at (literally the only girl)
Nah the hardest part is when you have to ignore the dog
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Yup. Gg Gamehero14.
Oh wait, you’re a woman? Shoot, that invalidates all my advice, uhhhh…
Alright, so, you need to get really into poetry-
what when did i say that
Sorry, may’ve been inferring something that wasn’t there.
… Also, have you tried kidnapping?
ive tried asking to get kidnapped
Real I’ve found that kidnapping is a very effective method
Draw them giving birth to your child and shove it into they face
cant draw, they can
ask them to draw it then shove it in their face
that would be stupid difficult to ask when i can barely complement their outfits