Triasta of Bronze made of bronze.
(its too unwieldy and weird to use as a real weapon regardless)
Massive Colossal Squid pillow
I want an Iris plushie so I can personally get a big cigar and light it for the plushie Iris…
The posters of the kingdoms and gravy would be cool.
… that said, if Vetex’s hunting for cash, then the simp fuel would work far better.
plastic posion dagger
action figures would be cool
There should be white eyes pins… NOW!!!
Heck make them cute just to gain some customer.
those stickers that you can put on a fridge would also be cool.
Shadow wizard money gang
Any notable character
Gotta please all the Argos/Revon fans out there (yes Revon fans exist)
Honestly, they don’t even have to be notable nor female. I’m willing to bet at least SOMEBODY simps for Thorin, Shura, the chief of Redwake, or the blacksmith of Cirrus (though that one’s lady).
3/4ths of these are somewhat notable people
Argos helmet (id buy one)
Mei Plushies, instant stonks
one of those plastic retractable minecraft swords but the sunken sword
i can sow so maybe i could try.
Shirts with the symbols of kingdoms, plushies, magic circle keychains, fake sunken sword, and maybe a marine/assassin base outfit.