professional toilet smasher
smash toilets with a hammer for a living 
still nothing 
sounds like sweater weather 
inferno fused magma time
sounds kinda chilly ngl
goated sogn!!!
my guy I will increase the temperature tenfold
Like I’d notice
(please help me I hate arizona)
Go to death valley then I’ll consider feeling bad for you
I went there last spring it was hot as fuck, but you can run noticeably longer there than other places
I have and it’s like the same
I just hate arizona man
at least we have quicktrip gas stations
Hottest recorded tempature on earth was recorded in death vally
We have those in iowa and it’s the 11th coldest state in the US
thank you for this incredibly pointless factoid, it was pretty hot though.
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