I will burn the state you live in to the ground
Existing job:
Programmer
Non-existing job:
Sofa tester
pfft okay
go ahead, try making arizona hotter, love to see you try.
bro done goofed
lmao arizona is already miserable I wouldn’t notice if broly scorched it ngl
professional toilet smasher
smash toilets with a hammer for a living
still nothing
sounds like sweater weather
inferno fused magma time
sounds kinda chilly ngl
goated sogn!!!
my guy I will increase the temperature tenfold
Like I’d notice
(please help me I hate arizona)
Go to death valley then I’ll consider feeling bad for you
I went there last spring it was hot as fuck, but you can run noticeably longer there than other places
I have and it’s like the same
I just hate arizona man
at least we have quicktrip gas stations
Hottest recorded tempature on earth was recorded in death vally
We have those in iowa and it’s the 11th coldest state in the US
thank you for this incredibly pointless factoid, it was pretty hot though.
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