Verily, in days of yore, I did grievously rend asunder mine own cranium upon the very essence—the corporeal embodiment—of the VetexGames developer, the illustrious architect of that most renowned and exalted digital odyssey, the HIT ROBLOX GAME: ARCANE ODYSSEY—nay, upon a most unyielding and unmerciful slab of concrete!
And yet, lo, by what strange twist of fate, by what cruel jest of the cosmos, have I ne’er been consigned to the halls of healing for ailments borne of mine own mortal folly?