LiterallyLoki's advice/blog thread

Yeah that’s cringe my condolences

sorry ellis the homophobia allegations are getting too serious

Oh stop it you know what I mean

tell them you want to be like Roman regins

Tell them that Jesus had long hair and that it should be fine to grow them as a testament to your beliefs if they’re Christian, however if they abide to another religion I wouldn’t be too sure. Study what you need to study to convince them with a lie, it’s not like hair grows in a single day anyway, so you have the time to do so.
Bullshitting things like this is extremely simple as long as you’re familiar with the beliefs of the individual(s) on the receiving end of it, though it can be far from pleasant.

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that’s a genius idea, thankee yrni

Anytime, though I must add that you shouldn’t be too frontal about it. The last thing that you want is to start a conflict in relation to it as it’ll only serve to grow doubt in your reasoning. Also, don’t forget to calmly bring even more arguments to the table in case that they aren’t convinced by the initial one; It’s best to be overprepared than to fail.
You can try to discreetly ask/tell them about it as if it was a natural thing to talk about or keep quiet until they question the growth of your hair, it all depends on how they are and how they perceive you.

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how did i just see this

are we the same person

Loki, I’m about to fucking lose it (not towards you dw) and I need your help.

TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of sexual assault (Am I doing this TW thing right, by the way?)

I was looking for a piece of paper to write a note saying that I need gas for my truck. I went downstairs, since that’s naturally where all the paper is at, and I find a big sheet of notebook paper just lying on the bookcase. Perfect, right?

Wrong. My little sister is going through a Dandy’s World phase, and she also likes to draw. Sounds like she made innocent fanart, right? NOPE. She drew a comic of one character being stuck on a bed, and another character approaching with the phrase “It’s freaky time.” The bedridden character begged for mercy, before a cutoff panel that only said “A lot of fruitcake later.”

R***, she drew a comic about a character getting r****. If y’all somehow don’t think what I’m thinking, I might just check myself into Arkham Asylum.

What in the ever-loving mother of Hell do I do in this situation, outside of telling my mom?

Wha-ha-hat the f*ck

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at this point just delete her internet acces

Question, how old is she?

The equivalent applicable would be to take away her phone; she got it when she was eight, I think, and she’s been completely glued to it ever since then. I’m not one who can truly argue against it, since I’m on my computer almost all the time, but it’s how she accesses stuff like this.

A part of me wants to throw her outside the window and see if she sticks the landing, but another part of me is also genuinely worried that she saw this sort of thing online and thinks it’s normal. I was in that situation when I was eight myself, and what rings true for both scenarios (if my sister is seeing it) is that there’s nobody watching what’s done on the internet.

I won’t give her exact age, but she started Middle School this year.

What the fuck

Yikes.

I guess people saying “degenerate 11-14 year olds” was actually a true statement

Holy hell

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to begin with try to find her search history and visited sites just in case

Yikes