Minecraft Movie Consensus

The creators of this movie aren’t even trying bro, so many things in this image are wrong :sob:

-everything is this weird cutesy block style but the piglins are just disturbingly realistic CGI
-they’re using weapons that don’t even exist in-game, spears? weird stick swords? wtf?
-the textures in this are so painfully inconsistent as for some reason the item sprites are actually pixelated but the background looks smooth and the piglins look all fleshy and grotesque.

Just seeing a few screenshots was already enough to tell me that it wasnt even worth it watching the full trailer, like bruh

Also, why didnt they have Jason Momoa as Steve? He’s literally the closest to Steve bruh. Itd be at least slightly more entertaining if Jack Black was one of the characters that got teleported to the Minecraft world

indie continues to rule even outside of the gaming sphere (although technically still in it because it’s a game movie?)

someone said it looks like it was made by AI and for once i can’t help but kind of agree and this is why. i doubt it was but regardless

so Jack Black can have a musical number

i seriously hope this movie’s meant to be cringe satire and not take itself seriously because if that’s not the case this movie’s done for

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Man, Jack Black was entertaining in Jumanji when he was the character who got teleported into the game. They shouldve had him as one of those characters in the movie bruh.

Whoever decided this needs to be fired

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Its so joeover

evaluate em’ for severe mental illness/psychopathy while you’re at it

this is like watching a several million dollar budget recreation of a bunch of 7 year olds roleplaying what they do in Minecraft :sob:

A full decade… JUST FOR THIS???

Should’ve been animated like the Minecraft trailers or sum :sob:

whoever designed the costumes for this movie… never cook again
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That mopcut kid’s name is probably like Riley or something fucking stupid

he’s the only one that doesn’t look like an SCP

This shit is genuine ass

Warner bros discovered 2016 realistic Minecraft YouTube videos and they hired a bunch of celebrity actors to make a multimillion dollar version on a dead trend

Wait, this actually looks so bad. Like, you can literally tell its a green screen and they look poorly edited in BRUH

Might be a good excuse to finally add some more variety to weapons ignoring the mace and trident