Minecraft Movie Consensus

They gave Steve and Alex a fresh coat of paint I think 2 years ago(?) to make them look more modern and corporate, just like the new default skins that they released a bit after doing so.
(They didn’t have enough details and were too flat and indie, apparently)

The Alex skins look the same so that’s fine but DAMN they did my boy steve dirty :sob:

Yeah, here’s a list of the changes:

  • Steve is whiter now, talk about a white-wash.
  • Steve has a full-on goatee instead of a messy, poorly-groomed neckbeard.
  • His mouth is shorter, likely to mimick alex’s as it would have caused “gender difference” (my theory)
  • His shoes are FAKE!
  • Better shading/detailing
  • The flipped shirt sleeves

at least it’s better than jack black

Triple A studios try not to cast Jack Black as a main character of their breaking new 3D animation-based comedy challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) *COPS CALLED* [GONE WRONG].

If we lived in a perfect society we would get the 2B2T Minecraft movie.

Sadly it’s going to be like Dune and considered unfilmable.

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either blackjack or awkwafina

there is no inbetween

bro Sunny has a metal arm gimme a break

“ChatGPT, make me a minecraft scenery for a movie”

Im gonna be honest I actually like the goatee more

He might have a metal prosthesis but he is NOT Edward Elric.

i keep forgetting him in my group of “why metal arms are badass.”

he will be added alongside Luka from Star Rail, Kid from One Piece, and probably someone else I can’t think of right now because my brain is numb.

oh and Xiangli Yao from WW.

heck you on about these guys are pretty cool

I have judged the super mario 90s live action too harshly

The only Minecraft movie I’ll ever accept is Songs of War, a true masterpiece crafted by passionate fans

Now I’m going to find the nearest cliff

Songs of war would be better if they DIDN’T RANDOMLY STOP MAKING IT

I could literally rant on about how [狗屎] this trailer is for an entire bloody essay, let alone the movie
Theres no minecraft music?? Wtf is this random beetles song im listening to? Why is there the nether portal sound? It just sounds like a chaotic cacophany with the music?
Ok wow this landscape looks pretty good
1 second later
Who the :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: edited these obviously green screened actors here? Did willy wonka design their clothes? They look like ikea oopma lompas. Also, whats with the thumbnail faces? Ita like someone put them in a green screen told them to look supriaed and that was it? And then theres this build up of tension and suddenly theres a sheep? What? Its so random that i dont know Wether to laugh or cry. And whats the guy in red holding a random blue thing about? And whats the shot of the wolf about? No plot relevance? Speaking of plot, I still have no idea what the plot of this is. And the crafting? What the hell is he crafting?

Holy hell I didnt even get halfway though and I already have an aneurysm.

It’s partly because of the licensing issues with c418, and partly because it’s Hollywood and a calm piano track wouldn’t fit in their “big reveal” trailer.

an orchestrated remix could work though