If we lived in a perfect society we would get the 2B2T Minecraft movie.
Sadly it’s going to be like Dune and considered unfilmable.
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either blackjack or awkwafina
there is no inbetween
bro Sunny has a metal arm gimme a break
“ChatGPT, make me a minecraft scenery for a movie”
Im gonna be honest I actually like the goatee more
i keep forgetting him in my group of “why metal arms are badass.”
he will be added alongside Luka from Star Rail, Kid from One Piece, and probably someone else I can’t think of right now because my brain is numb.
oh and Xiangli Yao from WW.
heck you on about these guys are pretty cool
I have judged the super mario 90s live action too harshly
The only Minecraft movie I’ll ever accept is Songs of War, a true masterpiece crafted by passionate fans
Now I’m going to find the nearest cliff
Songs of war would be better if they DIDN’T RANDOMLY STOP MAKING IT
I could literally rant on about how [狗屎] this trailer is for an entire bloody essay, let alone the movie
Theres no minecraft music?? Wtf is this random beetles song im listening to? Why is there the nether portal sound? It just sounds like a chaotic cacophany with the music?
Ok wow this landscape looks pretty good
1 second later
Who the 
edited these obviously green screened actors here? Did willy wonka design their clothes? They look like ikea oopma lompas. Also, whats with the thumbnail faces? Ita like someone put them in a green screen told them to look supriaed and that was it? And then theres this build up of tension and suddenly theres a sheep? What? Its so random that i dont know Wether to laugh or cry. And whats the guy in red holding a random blue thing about? And whats the shot of the wolf about? No plot relevance? Speaking of plot, I still have no idea what the plot of this is. And the crafting? What the hell is he crafting?
Holy hell I didnt even get halfway though and I already have an aneurysm.
It’s partly because of the licensing issues with c418, and partly because it’s Hollywood and a calm piano track wouldn’t fit in their “big reveal” trailer.
an orchestrated remix could work though
Somebody animated the trailer and it straight up looks way better
femboy Jack black 
jack orange
sorry for the massive necrobump but
new trailer!
seems much better than the first one
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A Minecraft Smoothie
still looks mid ngl
they should have made it animated
AO movie 2035???
i still got negative feelings about this movie but at least it won’t be the worst thing humankind can produce