My encounter with vetex irl

it’s really sad to see that he acts the same irl as he does on discord :broken_heart:
stop supporting this guy, everyone

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You weren’t terrified that you were attacked by two soulless men?

no because vetex sigma aura was protecting me

just noticed that this is in the “lore” category

Lmao, what’s wrong with you all.

Assuming there’s more room for silly fanfics

The other day, on my way to the gym, I noticed a man with a cooked chicken on his head. At first, I was startled and questioned myself, “My God, is that a cooked chicken on his head?” I looked again and proceeded to say to myself, “It’s a cooked chicken on his head.” Approaching, I observed that, like me, he possessed a great deal of muscle. Without thinking twice, I said, “Dap me up, my boy.” Electrical particles emanated from his body, and right away I knew my fate was sealed.

[Insert callahan and silas dap ]

Vetex’s true power may be observed in the fact he is Quantavious Bingleton’s chosen vessel to give Quantavious Bingleton a physical form

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I saw Vetexgames at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The person at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I don’t think you were resisting

I one time was looking at getting a gym membership when I saw this guy who looked exactly like the buff engineer meme, and then it hit me, it was Vetex games himself, and as I eagerly requested to buy a membership Vetex, yes Vetex himself, walked over and berated the dude at the counter saying that they were charging me extra for no reason, and the person at the counter said “whatchu gonna do about that? Huh?” And then Vetex games used his abs to crush the skull of the person at the counter, and after that Vetex turned to me and said “Heh, so protein powder makes more protein powder.” Before he pulled out a straw and started drinking up the powdered bones of that poor man’s skull… suffice to say that I didn’t get a gym membership that day.

i think vetex uses the souls of the people who he gut irl to make new npcs

Oh god does that mean…the citizens..? How many did he kill…

28,000 people for Ravenna and Sameria alone, that’s why Sameria took a long time to finish

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