My villain arc has concluded

Nah, the brainrot has consumed me more than the need for positive social interaction

We’re still divorced I’m having an affair

I’m currently married to @DeronChepem (he declared himself my pookie)

Proof?

You said you see me as the new @Arpeeguy, arpeeguys bio says you are his pookie, this implies you see yourself as my pookie

I never said anything about MY feelings tho

Yeah but I’m the pope so i get to say who is and isn’t married

Checkmate

Proof?

Check

It’s like the Holy Roman Empire except the emperor and pope are my schizophrenic alternate personalities (Evelynn is the empress, I’m the pope)

Wow :sob:

Dw pookie you can be my uhh

Cardinal?

Blue jay*

Ok do you understand the joke or are you being contrarian

Are you joking? You said your phone was taken away, and I see you commenting this? nah its over…:wilted_flower::broken_heart:

Sir I don’t have a phone