Nah, the brainrot has consumed me more than the need for positive social interaction
We’re still divorced I’m having an affair
I’m currently married to @DeronChepem (he declared himself my pookie)
Proof?
You said you see me as the new @anon93796324, arpeeguys bio says you are his pookie, this implies you see yourself as my pookie
I never said anything about MY feelings tho
Yeah but I’m the pope so i get to say who is and isn’t married
Checkmate
Proof?
Check
It’s like the Holy Roman Empire except the emperor and pope are my schizophrenic alternate personalities (Evelynn is the empress, I’m the pope)
Wow
Dw pookie you can be my uhh
Cardinal?
Blue jay*
Ok do you understand the joke or are you being contrarian
Are you joking? You said your phone was taken away, and I see you commenting this? nah its over…
Sir I don’t have a phone