Will you also repeatedly be penetrated by your friends?
I’m sorry what?
The time when Julius Caesar was repeatedly penetrated by his friends and adoptive son, sources say “It was to die for”.
AW HELL NAH I AIN’T GAY MATE!
(watch my video pleases I’m begging you)
What I am talking about, of course, is the infamous Pompeii theater, where Caesar was assassinated by members of the Senate and his son Brutus
Oh I see I see. That’s fine. How could I be so ignorant?
Nah I’ll be honest with you I probably wouldn’t survive as a soldier in Napoleon’s Army.
And they’re French. My allegiance is faithful to the Duke of Wellington! FOR KING AND COUNTRY!!!
lowkey I thought the guy with the musket was Danny Gonzalez
also GYATT- (my legal team has encouraged me not to finish this sentence)
“For King and Country” also where bros from:
(ignore my tabs I was doing shit)
you’re done bro
the second one is sacred
At least it’s largely consistent 