Grey Goo turns benjamin into paperclips.
The Monster Magician will defend me.
The
The
A
7001 oompa loompas
Josafá
AA
Filtering enabled
Lazarus curse but it’s power increases exponentially and the power given each use never decreases
Gas station tweaker with a snickers bar
2016 undertale fandom’s interpretation of Chara (or was it 2017 idrk)
Anti-2016 undertale fandom’s interpretation of Chara Missile
1 fully loaded nuclear reactor
Jesus Christ
AIDS
Protective Measures 
Shellfish Allergy
EpiPen
A slushie machine
The FIREBRAND
The FIREBRAND
A water bucket
The Knight
Banishment
The banished knight
The chosen hero of the isekai
Mysterious floating oreo pizza
Explosive Mystic Milk Bottle
bungee gum
Some kind of hazardous thing for you to be flung into by that gum would probably be plenty to counter that defense.
The mathematical concept of infinity, turned into a barrier to protect me.
Another infinity to neutralize the barrier
7,000 angry fucking pigeons
Bird flu
The SCP foundation
Jeremy the class D
7,000 vaccinated angry pigeons