Eating babies is a good way to gain nutrition.
1 Baby is enough to keep you full for a week!
I am gonna be off the forums for a bit. I gotta run to Walmart to pick up my weekly meal 
just wait until you find out about coal
wait till you find out about uranium
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wait till you find out about U-235
wait till you find out about argos’s sweaty pecs
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wait until you find out about adults
just wait until you find out about gasoline (idk if it’s more than coal but)
dammmmm
What did sloptical say? I have found inner peace by muting him forever
He said “just wait until you find out about gasoline (idk if it’s more than coal but)”
Please don’t seed me
wait until you find about neutron star matter
You know what? I’m gonna eat this coal
starts dying (there is no preventing this fate)
Ew no, that’s degenerate
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You people should really consider learning photosynthesis
if you wanna minmax your diet, I’d suggest going into the future till when many religious texts say god will appear and killing him for divine meals, (time machine required so a bit hard to obtain, you will if you care about your die tho.)
Or I could travel at near the speed of light for a bit