Ormolu theory

I was a forumer before you were able to form coherent sentences, you disrespectful protoplasm-

Too late. When randomness checks dms they will be enlightened.

Unfortunately you’re wrong, you were a forumer when I was 8 and I was very much able to form coherent sentences by then.

Quite sophisticated ones for that age too, FYI (idk why my brain works like this I taught myself to read when I was 2-3 lmao)

lmao.

Anyway, I’m thinking everyone here will like Ormolu, even if they might not be quite what you expect.

You CONTUMELIOUS ZYGOTE

Ooooooh I look forward to it

You cook Crimsonpants my goat who I have never said anything mean to (you probably didn’t even make Ormolu but idgaf)

Everyone here on the forums? Remember this sentence.

What specific part of it

:zipper_mouth_face:

Legally, I cannot say.

…you made ormolu, didn’t you?

I am enlightened

There is the abandoned building thing in the cirrus secret, which had a scientist who “went missing”
If I had to guess it’s like hallbjorn and he got mutated into a monster or something that now lives in the stepstones

Didn’t the scientist just blow up himself up? Or am I misremembering?

think some npcs say he just vanished one day

have we managed to make any sort of guess that is correct here

You know I can’t say. But the likliehood any of you guess what it is, is VERY low.

going off of

maybe

but gold

it’s a shark

it’s a golem/poltergheist massive suit of armour made of various weaponry that you have to destroy