I need to take lessons in both. At least self-defense and also how to use a longsword.
can yall note the “classes” part of wielding a weapon? you can spin around a stick but you ain’t shit compared to someone who actually knows how to use it
If I put seawater in my mouth and then punch someone am I using sailor fist?
(oh my fucking god NOT AGAIINNN 
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no, because you are not magical
yes I am my mom said so 
hes the man of a milion magics wdym
he probably could use like several dozen variations of it if he wanted
uhhh i can punch a sandbag pretty hard with bare fists before it starts to become an ouchie
punch someone in the face maybe, realize bones hurt alot more then a sandbag on impact, then get mugged!!!