(gobbles them down) can i have some soda?
No soda unfortunately, I forgor
but mom said i could
Quick question: does the car have anything to protect it from colliding with salmon?
hey look, there’s a whole ass dragon behind our car-
what the hell
Honestly my reaction too, so what are we throwing into the dragon to slow it down
HOW DID YOU DO THAT WHILE THE CAR WAS MOVING
I hang out the window to slash one of the back tires with a sharp rock
i grab you and pull you back in before you slash the tires
I lean back in and bite you in the neck (I have rabies)
If the tires get slashed we will have to use this instead of the car
I don’t want that so we should keep the tires intact
hey guys where are we going ?
No idea! We’ll find out when we get there!
I push you out of the car and dramatically hold your hand, being the only thing keeping you safe, and then let go as I say goodbye
I propel myself above the car with the indomitable will of the human spirit and admire my pump on the reflection of the sunroof
I wake up after a Long sleep
OK what the fuck is happening why is there a dragon following us and why is D92 running after us
homing missile appears on the horizon and flies after the car