they are literally jumping from the fucking water
they are not flying with wings
that’s what they want you to believe
Ah but I can have multiple alts.
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uh oh
i love that screenshot
its so realistic
true
Getting the “True Captain” badge is going to likely be as difficult or harder than the “Struck by Lightning” badge.
struck by lightning’s not too difficult, you can kinda predict where it’s gonna land next
every damn time it misses me
Stop being bad with getting hit then L
How
actually, every time it is going to hit my location, I groundpound clip 0.3534 pixels worth of units into the ground, and when roblox corrects me upwards, i can use this burst of speed and redirect it with alternating almost fully extended 90 degree joystick (0.0000000000000001 degrees of error allowed) and almost fully extended 270 degree joystick (0.00000000000000000001 degrees of error allowed) every frame for 3.7 seconds, afterwhich releasing the joycon on the exact frame, allowing me to redirect the speed forwards, allowing me to dodge the lightning bolt by 12 pixels.
I have the muscle memory so ingrained into my hand I shift into the actions subconsciously before the storm even begins to dodge it
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oh yeah? what’s next, the world is ruled by lizard people and donald trump is the only way to deal with the lizard menace you little flat earther?
Bro, you playing roblox on a switch??? :skull:
nah, speedrunning WoM 100% on an emulator