Before I get into the details, I’d like to apologize in advance. You see, BECAUSE I decided to start playing Deepwoken again, I’m going to start becoming a worse and worse person over the course of the next 1-2 months. This descent into madness will end once those 1-2 months are over, either because I’d have gotten bored of the game or the Dark Sea update dropped.
so yeah, i bought this game on may of 2022 but i got scared of it before i even wiped on my first slot
after that i waited until about january of this year to play it again, and i actually had some fun with it, even let myself get wiped a few times. what’s more, is that i actually got to level 20 in this time, even defeated duke erisia a few times (not a lot, because i suck shit at parrying. fuck you, duke, and your little bitch slaves, too. go die in a hole. how the hell is someone supposed to get better at a bossfight if you have to crawl out of the depths and run nearly back every time you fail? i don’t care what you tell me, deepwoken’s good, but that shit is BAD.)
however, i started getting bored of the game once february rolled around. i didn’t want to wipe either of my characters and i sucked shit at chimes so i couldn’t really enjoy the game that much unless i did something dangerous. what’s more, is that a certain game i’ve been anticipating since 2020 suddenly had a release date. i was bored as hell the week before arcane odyssey’s prerelease. all i did was watch some pizza tower on youtube and maybe join DW. thought it would never actually show up.
and then it did. and i played it for two fucking months straight.
after i got bored of AO, i just started doing other stuff that i won’t talk about. i’ve been getting more and more bored lately and decided to just stop being a pussy and join the fucking game with the mindset of being a fucking CRACKHEAD and just throw myself into shit i can’t win every time i fail the trial of one
and i actually had some good fun. here are some highlights
at one point i forgot to select minityrsa as the spawn (i beat the trial before) and i spawned at etris so i just decided i’d play deepwoken normally. until i ran into some guy and a dawnwalker.
i said “i don’t fear death”. walked up to him. SLOWLY. and he just fucking let me land a crit on him lmao
he kicked my shit in immediately after and strong left me out of the way but it was funny
later i died to two bandit captains and i ended up in the depths and somehow managed to stumble across this fucking shit
four chests. FOUR FUCKING CHESTS. HOW. IS THIS A HELL MODE THING OR SOMETHING? DID AN EXPLOITER PUT THESE HERE AS BAIT FOR ME TO GET BANNED? WHAT ARE THESE UNOPENED CHESTS DOING HERE
anyway immediately after i willingly hit a high level who was trying to walk into the city and he just looked at me and decided that i didn’t value my life so he fucking obliterated me, so like half of the shit i got went to complete waste lmao, at least he got the gem, he was probably confused as fuck
i’m thewhitejawa and thank you for reading my deepwoken ramble
