Suggest a feature that would make you public #1

[Gamehero14]

Genuinely good ideas pop up on occasion.

@sock

every year on april fools change the map back to wom’s magius

@Gamehero14

Give the bosses obnoxious mocking lines when you lose to them.

For example:

Iris

• “Perish into ash, Ravenna scum!”
• “Play with fire and you get burned. Play with me and you get dusted.”

Elius

• “I promised you would not leave this island. I do not break my oaths, not to the order, not to any.”
• “Haha! You could not compare to my power! That is what the order’s training grants me.”

Argos

• “Hmph, I strained more to crush ants under my boots.”
• “Men, take this one to the cells, get whatever… delay that order, they’re already dead.”

And some are genuinely clever or funny. Even if they are stupid ideas.

@Cryonical

Do Mojang-style votes for every single lost/ancient magic when they’re about to be added. The losers are scrapped and the winners take 3 years to add

@SpectriteSteveX

Make it so that when your deckhands die, you need to pay their families for their losses, and a funeral would soon occur and you got no choice but to attend it.

@ImaLettuce

Every time you destroy a tree you have a 50% chance to encounter the Lorax

[StockSounds]

A new Sky Island modifier that adds agility.

[Mr_hyperspace]

Yeah but those are good ideas. If added you wouldn’t be public enemy number 1. Sure they shouldn’t be added, but ones like these are the reason I made the public here #1 topic. I’m talking about ones that go with the spirit of the post, that everyone would unanimously hate.

[sock]

i still think my suggestion would be really funny

[Mr_hyperspace]

I mean I agree. (also it’d be fun if every navy player got changed to magic council drip)
But this is kind of derailing the topic.
BACK TO STUPID CRAPPOSTINF

[SkyRocket]

@Gamehero14

Give the bosses obnoxious mocking lines when you lose to them.

Please let elius mock me idc if i become public enemy here I need that man

[Mr_hyperspace]

@SkyRocket

Please let elius mock me

Ayo

[SkyRocket]

There is no ayo you HEARD ME

[Mr_hyperspace]

Everyone knows elius is a botto- my layer advised me not to finish this statement

[SkyRocket]

I know, we’ll see about that

[Mr_hyperspace]

Me when I’m in a submissive competition and my opponent is lord elius:

[Gamehero14]

For a sub, he sure as heck put up a fight. You sure?

[Mr_hyperspace]

You are a lightning conj, you would be no more powerful than him

[Gamehero14]

So… your strength is entirely up to your build selection? Not your level? Not your equipment?

[SkyRocket]

Even better (my laywer is dead im on my own)

[Mr_hyperspace]

It’s a reference to something I said earlier that all lightning conj’s are subs (which was also in reference to lord elius)

[opticalcord]

how about a throwable javelin weapon for strength based builds that whos range scales based on how much strength you have?

[Mr_hyperspace]

Nice try. I saw that suggestion

[opticalcord]

wdym

would that not make you public enemy #1?

[Mr_hyperspace]

Wrong thread bro